I'm Sam.
I don't know where I am most of the time.
I have me some faggot hair.
I've been told I have pretty eyes.
I like George Carlin. He's a saint.
I'm sick alot. I'm healthy alot too.
I like Firefly. It's pretty cash.
Sneaking into the captain's cabin is pretty risky.
BUT THE PRIZE.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: theserpentking)
Testing photosets. I hope GlaDOS will approve my tests and finally let me out. =0
GlaDOS from Portal 2
Cosplayer: Tenori-Tiger
(Source: t3hrip)
(Source: iron-dan)
(Source: did-yuo-kno)
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
(Source: xtrvglambert)
(Source: mindy-grayson)